Showeth Thy Breasts

Used a lot at Renaissance Faires. Maybe during Elizabethan era , who really knows.

Showeth Thy Breasts!

by Spinroyd October 17, 2013

Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Example sentence:

Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"

by Your friends at AUTigers.com July 18, 2008

possess thy neck

To formally slap someone’s neck so hard that they no longer own their own neck

If you don’t get out of my way , i’m boutta possess thy neck

by rodawg51 May 3, 2018

james thy

a micro sized penis

have you seen his james thy

by James thy January 27, 2018

what thy fokkkidey ferk

I dont even

"why they what thy fokkkidey ferk"

by WHat the frickedy frick February 20, 2019

Keith’Thy

The most godliest of all gods

Nobody :
Literally Nobody at all :
Me : I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE KEITH’THY

by skyvsthadictionary August 1, 2019

smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020