Three Village

The school district where the Brookhaven kids go.

Minnesauke: The only school with an ESL program. All the prude kids went here. No doubt all of the girls dress in Abercrombie and Fitch and if you don't you ain't cool. All of the boys are either pokemon obsessed losers or jocks. They go to Gelinas for middle school

Setauket: No doubt, this is where the sluts come from. Wearing miniskirts, shortshorts and abercrombie by the time they're seven years old, the girls are the sluttiest of the five elementary schools. As for the guys, here is where the skaters, punks, and emos come from. They all like to think they're the best elementary school in the district, but minnesauke is better. They go to Gelinas

Nassakeg: Almost everyone who went here is a jock or prep. End of story. No one really cares about them. They get split up between Gelinas and Murphy

Arrowhead: Does anyone really know? Does anyone really CARE? they all go to murphy

Mount: If you go here your either less wealthy than the other schools, or in the IG program. All of the freaky asians went here because they're all geniuses, and all of the foreigners went here because they all live in south setauket. Gets divided between murphy and gelinas depending on a) location or b) what school you went to before IG

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Middle schools'

Gelinas: Better sports teams than Murphy except for football, our football team sucks. Girls soccer team has been undefeated for FIVE YEARS and murphy refuses to scrimmage them because everyone has to unite at Stony Brook Soccer. The kids here vary from jocks, emos, punks, stoners, and preps. Everyone's got their own personality. If you haven't been high atleast once, you didn't go to gelinas. Murphy's got the thugs, Gelinas got the thugs. They also tend to speak they're own language

Murphy: The less wealthy and less popular of the two schools. The kids who live in south setauket go here, and they tend to be lower class. The kids there think they're tougher than the gelinas kids, but generally aren't, with just a few exceptions. They're still lovable as any Brookhaven kid.

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The Highschool

Ward Melville: The "pharmacy" everyone in Ward Melville does drugs. This is wear the two middle schools combine, so you have a good mix of kids. Some are normal, some are not. Major drama goes down here but they have some of the best parties.

Three village as a whole: Some chill kids and some not so chill kids. People like to bad-talk us cause they know they don't have the money to go here, but we don't care. We're happy as we are, meeting up with friends by seport or via. There are so many cliques its impossible to be a loner. Intelligence wise, we sit right in between. We ain't horrible, but we ain't the top dogs either.
Three village kids

Minnesauke Kid: I'm just normal kid!

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Setauket Girl: Yo. I may only be twelve but can I give you head?

Setauket Guy: Yeah sure, then I'm gonna go grab my skateboard and skate via with the guys
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Mount IG kid: E= MC2 :)

Other mount kid: Ya man. I be doin the english real good.

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Gelinas skater: Ya man. Watch me do a steezy-ass kickflip

Other G Skater: Oh mannn What a beast! lets go bake now, i really want to light up

Butt ugly Gelinas Girl: We're so hot, everyone is jealous

Good-lookin Gelinas girl: UGH IM SO FAT

Jock boy: why don't you run 2543543 miles with me! then we can go swimming!

Stoner: I just blazed out of an apple!

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Murphy kid: Let's be 100% straight edge and go play some sports or skate. Or we could drink, just a little

Murphy girl: Naw. I just wanna give you head. Or maybe we could bang!
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Ward Melville kid: Let's do some dip or pot, then we'll go watch a metal concert at the crazy donkey, then we'll get drunk and you can sleep over
by 3Vkid August 14, 2009
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Bay Village

A small bubble of a city outside of Cleveland, OH. While characterized by its primarily white population, marijuana-smoking teenage inhabitants and largest public beach on Lake Erie, Bay also is your destination for Soccer Moms galore.
You're from Bay Village? Damn you kicked our asses in soccer. Let's meet at The South.
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Village Idiot

The stupidest or most idiotic person in a particular village, as elected by the local populace. The kind who would steal all the sugar from an overturned lorry and go door-to-door trying to sell it.
"Read your town charter, boy. 'If foodstuff should touch the ground, that foodstuff should be turned over to the village idiot.' Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!"
-Homer Simpson
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Olympic Village

The pantheon for Olympic Athletes; the Mecca of the Olympic Games. The light of day will never be shed on some of the legendary partying that has gone on at the Olympic Village. The stories that will always be threated as hearsay... The "sports" that will never be written in the history books. Vacated rooms are said to be bribed away from maids and become occupied for the sake of partying. These are no myths or rumours... no, this is FACT.

There is a reason why people dream of competing at the Olympics. If you are a young, aspiring athlete, you WANT to compete at the Olympics... because being there is already a victory.
The 2012 London Olympics will be supplied with a record number of condoms for the Olympic Village. There's going to be some gold medalling over there, lemme' tell ya.
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Westlake Village

A town 10 minutes from Malibu where everyone is filthy rich and live in cookie-cutter homes and come from perfect families.
There is always drama which is funny because there really is never anything to do.
Snobby kids come from Westlake Village.
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Edmondson Village

An area in West Baltimore also known as E.V. surrounding Edmondson Village shopping center including multiple lake trout eateries, a grocery, Provident, mutiple beauty supply/dollar stores and men selling black market dvds. Suprisingly nice neighborhood with people who care for their homes and property. Many people who commute from downtown to I-695, drive through this area with no problem. Quick commute from downtown, Security, Rt.40, Ellicott City, and BWI. Common in Edmondson Village: swwarming helicopters, fireworks, dirt bikes, yelling up the street, ice cream trucks, cop cars, and buses. Good place to find a chicken box or a corner liquor store. Where I live...no disrepect.
Kwon: Yo.Where you live ova west?
Ja'Niya: Edmondson Village shawty.
Kwon: Ohh dats wassup!
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Temmie village

The village of temmie's! and that includes
The Tem Shop! Temmie still has to pay for colleg
So help her pay for it! One of the temmie's is allergic to humans so watch out for that temmie! And it has a soundtrack that is very cool
Temmie village is a room with a bunch of temmie's one of their names is named bob and it has the tem shop
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