helium shovel

A ubiquitous piece of equipment used by construction crews, ostensibly for digging holes, that requires the operator to lean on it continually so it does not float away due to the gravity-defying materials from which it's made.

Foreman: What the fuck am I paying you for? Get your ass in gear!
Jimmy: Working the helium shovel, boss.
Dave: Strap that thing down; it's time to go to the gas station for some coffee and a porn break anyway.

by AllTheGoodHandlesAreTaken July 10, 2019

Shovel

Another word for a Ho. So you can mock them in secret. This stems from a ho being a garden tool.

Jack: Wow, Look at The future Shovels!
James: Future?

by Stephanie--------- October 28, 2008

shovel slam

The act of taking your erect penis and slamming into someone where there is no opening and they are fully clothed.

I totally shovel slammed my teacher. He has an imprint of my penis on his cheek.

by Jesus' Goochole November 17, 2006

Truffle shovel

Licking truffle butter off of someone's asshole and proceeding to eat it

Hey baby, only $50 for a truffle shovel.

by TheMacDaddy March 19, 2016

Shovel Face

A nasty bitch who got hit in the face with a shovel when she was younger. Most likely will sleep with anything,including her boyfriends friends, and may cause projectile vomitting. Most likely gets picked on and beat up due to her facial deformity. Excretes and excessive amount of gak.

"Shovel face tried to get with him and he puked all over her!"
"I really like her guys but that nose man that nose!"

by tumme April 14, 2008

Le Shovel

A hairstyle where the fringe is flicked up like a shovel.

Damien Mullens hair is le shovel

by babababa12345 July 13, 2009

Shovel Death

Ther Best way to kill someone... with a shovel... and your left nut hanging out of short shorts.

"Im So Gonna shovel Death Katherine Cassey!"

by HITLER HAS A VAJJ March 23, 2008