Ass Mumbles

Simply put: smallish flatulence just before taking a shit.

Honey, get out of the bathroom, now. I've got the ass mumbles and she's gonna blow.

by The Mumbling Manchildren February 8, 2010

Mumbling it over

The act a person commits when they are thinking about something and begin talking out loud to themselves about it. Similar to 'thinking it over.'

Man: Is she talking to us?

Woman: Nah, she just got in a fight and now she's mumbling it over.

by JacintaK July 6, 2009

mumble bum

Basically a mumbly sort of bum. A derogatory term for someone who does not pronounce their words effectively.

I can't figure out if I ordered a ticket to France or am going to dine on a pair of pants as the travel agent was a mumble bum.

by Rob Mercer January 21, 2006

Post Mumble

A Mumble/laugh that is a repetition of the word or phrase that was just said beforehand. this is usually done by a nerd or a dork.

That nerd freaks me out. He just post mumbled. What a weirdo

by Danny123456781992 November 2, 2008

mumble-grumble

the need to take a massive intense shit

ive been holding this mumble-grumble all day.

by theinventorofthemumble-grumble September 20, 2012

Mumble and shake

similar to evasive mumbling, refers to the action of mumbling incoherently while simultaneously shaking your head to avoid eye contact, used in a situation where a person wishes not to respond to a question or inquiry, usually from an authority figure such as a parent, teacher or boss

My parents asked me if I had been drinking so I had to give them the mumble and shake

by Daifung February 3, 2010

Sweet Mumbles

When your paramour is trying to whisper you sweet words but you can't hear shit they are saying because they talk like they have a mouth full of marbles.

Oh Sylvia, I can't wait to be next to you tonight and have you whisper me sweet mumbles.

by SwiftyDefines August 31, 2017