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Juicy Martini

An extremely sweet-talking, hot and sexy (yet intelligent) Italian-American man with a very large lower region and hips that are faster than Nascar.

He oozes sex-appeal from every cell in his body and any woman who crosses his path can't help but fall madly in love with him.

He is the masturbation material for *many*.
"God I really need my world rocked tonight, I think it's time for a juicy Martini!"
by McCupcakes May 29, 2009
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juicy orbs

n.
A pair of especially exquisite large breasts, firm and ample.
Sorry son, can't talk now, I'm feeling your mother's juicy orbs!
by Olsen Pickett November 26, 2004
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Juicy beat

to express ones good experience after intimacy or masturbation.
"Damn... she was a juicy beat"
Or
"wow ... that was a juicy beat"
by Project_2209 January 14, 2019
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Juicy seagull

When you fully submerge yourself into the ocean and run onto the sand and role in it covering yourself with sand. Then you run around stealing peoples food.
Dylan- I’m so hungry do you want to juicy seagull with me
Natasha- sure
by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020
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Juicy J

American songwriter often described as the Shakespeare of the streets. Not to be confused with pop star and prostitute Jesse J.

Actually has an Oscar.
Black guy 1: Man, when Juicy J getting his Nobel Prize?
Black guy 2: Ohh word - Remember when he started a verse with "All I need is one more skank, dirty pussy, suck my dick?"

Black guy 1: Shit changed my life. I got my life motto from a Juicy song: "It ain't a strip club if they ain't showing pussy."
by Merriam W. October 31, 2018
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Juicy Johnny

When a girl takes a shit on a guy, while he pisses into her mouth.
Oh man, Anthony really gave Stephanie a Juicy Johnny!
by XxDinnerDotComxX February 26, 2008
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Juicy Jew

A unique alcoholic beverage consisting of 6 ounces of regular Hawaiian Punch, 1.5 ounces of Bacardi (clear) and a splash of lemon juice.
Judas F-ing Priest, this Juicy Jew is fan-freaking-tastic!
by Case isn't settled yet. May 24, 2009
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