adj. The Waffle is a term for someone who has the ability to be smart and make good decisions, but sometimes acts before they think. The action or phrase is usually stupid, and makes everyone think they are dumb.
v. To make yourself seem dumb by saying something or acting out without thinking first
v. To make yourself seem dumb by saying something or acting out without thinking first
Hunter: "Man, so that's where they keep all the fairies! Fairy Storage!!! DUH!!!"
Andrew: "Hunter, you are now officially The Waffle!!!"
Andrew: "Hunter, you are now officially The Waffle!!!"
by drew3782 April 10, 2010
she's ectoed oot her box and is full o waffles.....
or can be used in response to a bullshit sentence by simply teaming it with the action of waving ur hand under your armpit and screaming WAFFLES in a high pitched voice!!!!
The intensity can be increased for a response to a huge bullshit by adding the word tattie before waffles eg that was a load of big tattie waffles
or can be used in response to a bullshit sentence by simply teaming it with the action of waving ur hand under your armpit and screaming WAFFLES in a high pitched voice!!!!
The intensity can be increased for a response to a huge bullshit by adding the word tattie before waffles eg that was a load of big tattie waffles
by sammylee1983 March 31, 2010
gridlocked; when you enter an intersection and there isn't enough room for your car to make it all the way - this forms a waffle.
by kellyrck March 14, 2013
1. Noun: The greatest invention ever. Of all time. The most holiest of breakfast foods, the light in the age of darkness, the diamond in the rough. The food of champions.
2. Verb: To waffle: to hit a monkey with a small stick made of brass
2. Verb: To waffle: to hit a monkey with a small stick made of brass
by Braavosi May 01, 2003
waffles are a treat fit for a king!
I'm a fat lazy king....now im hungry slave fetch me some waffles.
or
(mouth full of food) oh my god this shit is good!
or
(mouth full of food) oh my god this shit is good!
by yum yum eadumup good July 11, 2008
by Xshare May 26, 2004
To have sex with a girl doggie style, with one side of her face on the ground, while you step on her face.
When I waffled her, I made sure she switched to the other side of her face so to be sure she got stepped on equally on both sides.
by E August 22, 2004