Tim

The snekiest man on earth, will stab your back on site.

Jim- HOW COULD YOU
Tim-Hahaha get fucked

by Atom1937 June 16, 2018

Tim

Better then Paul in every way

Paul- I’m worse then Tim

Elvira- yes you are

by Sokindarandom July 8, 2019

Tim

A synonym for a fish, or just anything to do with fish.

Look at all those tims swimming around.

by The Brown Recluse March 1, 2009

Tim

Tim has a big penis

Tim has the biggest dick ever

by Timontie January 7, 2020

Tim

He's someone who tries to set your phone on fire.

Mattie: Urban Dictionary says you can make fire without tinder or flint

Tim: *takes out phone battery and begins to make fire*

Kylie: Asshole. You're such a Tim...

by Dissapointment.ugh January 6, 2017

Tim's

Canadian Slang for the popular coffee shop "Tim Horton's"

Ohh, Tim's is doing Roll Up the Rim To Win again, I gotta remember to go over there sometime this week

by TheCanadianFritter August 23, 2016

TIM

Temporary Internet Malfunction; an acronym used as an indicator of an Internet malfunction; usually to explain an unplanned sign-off or other Internet related issue

Paz: I Can't Wait To C...
((Paz Signed Off))
((Paz Signed On))
David: WhereTF Did U Go?
Paz: Sorry. TIM.
David: Oh. Damn TIMz!

by ADifferentName August 2, 2007