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Rocket Jesus

A (usually disparaging) nickname for Elon Musk, whose lofty SpaceX and Tesla ambitions (and their corresponding publicity and hype) have built a cult of personality among armchair-visionary worshippers all across the internet.
Did you hear about the Falcon Heavy's successful launch? Don't know how you could miss it, what with Rocket Jesus's face plastered all over Reddit today.
by Rajjak February 7, 2018
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Rocket Head

The act of giving or receiving a blow job that results in the sound of a jet engine.
Yo, I met this chick that gave me rocket head and I had to clean her up before she left.
by apt148 March 10, 2022
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Rez Rocket

A fucked up car that HAULS ASS on a dirt road. These cars can be found on any rez.
That fuckin rez rocket passed me.
by john begay October 23, 2006
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donk rocket

A donk rocket is when you are having anal sex and the person you are screwing farts, causing your penis to shoot out like a rocket.
"Dude, I shouldn't have let Annie eat beans last night."
"Why not?"
"She got really gassy and donk rocketed me like 5 times."
by petifatpapy October 18, 2009
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rocket sauce

a term referring generally to sperm. This was most notably used by the popular band Tenacious D in their short-lived show on HBO.
Jables drank the magical rocket sauce in order to beat the demon.
by Philip J. April 24, 2004
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spooge rocket

noun; a line of jizz shot with great authority, targeted at the facial region
when i hit her in the eye with a spooge rocket i left the room and celebrated.
by spank e monk e July 11, 2004
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Sausage Rocket

The midnight flight between McMurray and Toronto, which is almost always full of guys. Much like a sausage party.
Murray and Bruce quite enjoyed taking the ol' sausage rocket.
by sausage rocket express December 5, 2012
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