Likes to date men twice her age and wear cropped sweatshirts. Can always be seen with a container of vaseline. Slightly asian and will always be the second best.
by vaseline2020 December 30, 2018
When you furiously jack off a man’s penis while sucking their left ear in the hope that you bring the semen to their ear to spit it on their feet!
by Elephant Toenail March 16, 2023
Where a person is not able to go into work on any given work day without getting bummed by a superviosnary member of staff
Really living the life of Reilly today, Got a teusday morning bumming this morning, for something I didn't even do, what a time to be alive
by Pete wankside December 05, 2017
Someone who is a man whore , says he likes one person but then goes as try’s to get with 5+other girls
by levis November 13, 2017