Jon Jon Armstrong

AKA Father Function, King of Ocean City, NJ, Rides the bench in JV Football, Grandson of Neil Armstrong, Professional Functioner and married to the send. Feh feh feh.

Godduh Wow is that the king of OCNJ Jon Jon Armstrong, he is so Nelk and Godduh.

by matthewgreim October 28, 2021

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Jon

Jon, short version of Jonathan, or of the cooler version, Jonathon. Jon is the most amazing person in this world. If you got yourself a Jon, you can call yourself the luckiest. He is kind and always tries to make sure that his friends are okay. Jon will care for you and will try cheer you up when you're sad. He has a good taste in memes and also in food. Jon is the most epic gamer ever, he is basically a god in video games and in many other things. Jons have a lot of good traits, but they will refuse to believe it. Jons need to appreciate themselves more. A Jon has a gentle and lovely voice, especially when singing. He has the cutest smile and the cutest laugh. His eyes are the ones you just want to stare in forever. Jon is adorable inside and outside, and if you got a Jon, appreciate him. Jon deserves the world and all the good things in it.

-Woah, do you see that cutie over there? :$
-Yes, he must be a Jon! :0

by Xxthot.slayerxX March 6, 2020

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Jon

An unattractive, short, flimsy male who is also known as a manipulative wangster. This type of person often tries and thinks they are unique, but they are just like every other dick; brainless and self-centered.

Girl: Shut up! You are such a Jon! Stop trying to be cool, you are not!

Boy: Be silent, I know what I am saying is cool. I am unique.

Girl: Really, I think everyone says "Bad ass" not just you

by Thatonegirl002 November 10, 2011

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