The founder of KFC
Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!
Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!
by James Lowe September 22, 2004
An army term: To dip ones pork sword in your commanding officers antique mustard pot to gain revenge.
Neil was not happy with his team leaders 6 month evaluation of him and took it upon himself to Colonel mustard him.
by Jonah Blue October 29, 2007
Sexual ritual where the male deepfries his penis until crisp. Then the female gives him head, when he nuts she screams “it’s finger lickin good”
John- hey bitch you down for a colonel sanders?
Britney- I’m SO down
*does the colonel sanders*
John- *nuts*
Britney- ITS FINGER LICKIN GOOD
Britney- I’m SO down
*does the colonel sanders*
John- *nuts*
Britney- ITS FINGER LICKIN GOOD
by KKK77777 March 13, 2018
Person 1: "I Took a shit on you bed and smeared it in for no reason."
Person 2: "Ok colonel cornhole, who gave you the orders to make that decsion."
Person 2: "Ok colonel cornhole, who gave you the orders to make that decsion."
by Lil Buddha August 06, 2013
by Jonas Brothers Suck Penish January 13, 2009
Oh I hated the colonel with his wee beedy eyes, and that smug look on his face - "ooh you're gonna buy my chicken, hoho"
by mep June 10, 2004
A dirty practical joke, where a squeeze mustard bottle is shoved into the victim's ass nozzle first and squeezed, ejecting the mustard into said victim's ass. Originated by the infamous John Gagain, coffee potter extraordinaire.
1. When Billy passed out naked after a night of drinking, his friends gave him a Colonel Mustard. Boy was he surprised!
by C-Side November 22, 2004