hobo bidet

A water feature commonly found in a park that can be used to clean the bottom of a person who poops outside.

Wowzers! I just saw a guy poop in the park and then use the hobo bidet to clean his butt!

by nedzors June 26, 2012

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wakulla bidet

When you take a dump in a port o let and the splash of blue water shoots up your butt before your sphincter can close.

My ass is still stained blue from the Wakulla bidet I got at the Wakulla County fair.

by Turdjuggler August 29, 2019

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When your girl is taking a shit but you gotta piss, so you lift her legs and piss on her ass so she doesn't have to wipe.

"Since we only have one bathroom Jen and I have to do the Brooklyn bidet sometimes"

by PaPaChyli March 23, 2022

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When you drop a turd in a porta potty and the blue liquid splashes up on your butthole.

Don’t worry, I’m clean down there. I hit the blue bidet at work today.

by vgrid February 19, 2022

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When releasing a very solid poop causes a splash of toilet water to blow back onto your ass. Thus negating the need to wipe.

I really let one go today and my poop gave me an auto-bidet.

by Julikins January 21, 2014

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When an individual has run out of toilet paper while camping and a good samaritan pisses on their asshole to clean it.

"Bro! Out of TP over here!"
"How about I give you a backwoods bidet bro?"
"Thanks bro!"

by LouisianaLightninBolt September 12, 2019

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The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while taking a dump (a blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean your bhole.

They japanese local was pleased to hand out many bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.

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