beach brownie

A beach brownie is the sand-encrusted excrement of a child who, while playing in the sand, digs a shallow hole and deposits his present.
Most commonly, the beach brownie is discovered by an unsuspecting and gullible child who, while merely digging the moat for his sandcastle, uncovers the now sand-encased and hardened deposit. The magellan-child exclaims, "Mom, I found something," to which the parent shakes her head and remarks to a fellow parent, "Billy found another beach brownie."
by Casuarina June 13, 2009
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Beach Rat

Someone who is always at the beach, Refuses to work or do anything involving labor, rides a skateboard of some sort or a bike(usually beach cruisers). Usually always at a bonfire on weekends. Smoke weed and Drink..alott. Listen to bands like Sublime and rebelution and bob marley.
Hey wheres Andrea?
Where else? The beach..
Oh yeah that beach rat
by eyyohoee May 04, 2010
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Bergen Beach

This place is home to Jared Lerner a kid with a gigantic cock and will fuck everyones mom
Everyone in Bergen beach hide your mom Jared is coming
by Daddykirk69 November 17, 2019
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mutant beach

A spillway in Bradford Pennsylvania where the welfare recipients go swim.
You can tell its summer has arrived Bradford, when all the wellies are swimming at Mutant Beach!
by Skippalicious May 04, 2020
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beach bro

a guy who goes to the beach and wears a backwards cap, shades, and throws a football around on the beach with the shirt off, or a sleeveless shirt. Sometimes they will intentionally miss a catch so the ball lands by girls and they can flex their muscles to them.
Hey bro, you wanna go to the beach and be beach bros tomorrow?We'll totally pick up chicks
by brotime July 27, 2010
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Sunday Beach

a completely "chill" state of mind. Feeling so cool, and so down to earth, that nothing else matters. The most wonderful feeling in the world. Sunday, being the most "chill" day, and Beach, being the most "chill" place, make sunday beach the most "chill" thing in the world. It feels perfect
Yesterday was so sunday beach, dude.
by Evan Lineberry January 12, 2008
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Childrens Beach

The ultimate hook up spot for nantucket summer kids. Safe place for your children by day, crack house by night. An average town night isn't complete without it and you're bound to make memories while you're there. Usually grown out of by sophomore year, but every time you come back you can't help but reminisce.
"Did you hear about what happened at Childrens last night?"

"So many of my firsts happened at Childrens Beach"
by fratboyrackcity69 March 10, 2018
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