God

Some prick.

"In the beginning, God said 'Let there be light!'...and it all went downhill from there.

by MEGslayer May 3, 2010

God

The biggest scam in history designed to control and put millions of dollars in the pockets of so called "men of god".

Hey give me money i talk to god!

by Mamao April 4, 2004

God

Bob Ross

Bob Ross is the omnipotent God

by FireGenesis November 1, 2018

God

Shrek

Get out of the gods swamp!

by MLGninja780 November 11, 2018

God

God is a very good deity found in mainly Christianity, Judaism and Islam.

I'm a Christian. I should obey God.

by Eggy543 June 19, 2019

On god

When something so true you willing to put god on the line for it. It’s another way of saying «I swear to god» but in a more flex way.

*At club penguin*

«You have been banned for bad behaviour when it comes to you way of communicating with other players. You said: «Bruh on god I’m just tryna go sicko mode on these penguin cheeks»

by Young Sig December 28, 2018

God

A retard with creative biological powers who got all the credit for creating human inefficiencies so they would always waste time eating, pooping, peeing, sleeping, playing on social media, inventing things the world doesn't really need, and ultimately devouring all of the 1st creation's (Earth's) resources before they can actually evolve.

Behold, I am God, the reason you all hate yourselves because you can never be me!

Don't piss off God or he'll start that apocalypse program that's got all of the religious sheeple in a frenzy pit of fears!

by ninaarhowell August 28, 2023