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Thanksgiving Slushie

When it snows on Thanksgiving Day and you eat so much you feel like you might throw up so you throw up in the snow and eat it again.
Bro, I'm boutta have a Thanksgiving Slushie outside.
Thanksgiving Slushie by Bootyroll November 28, 2019

Thanksgiving Eve 

This is the night before Thanksgiving and one of the biggest party nights of the year since this is the start of Thanksgiving weekend and most people are home for the holidays at this time.
The bars were packed on Thanksgiving Eve and I saw a bunch of my old friends from high school.
Thanksgiving Eve by New English March 29, 2010

Thanksgiving Baby 

After stuffing yourself on Thanksgiving, you take a massive shit that's a big as a baby and feels like you're giving birth when you shit it out.
Oh man, I just had my Thanksgiving Baby and now I feel ready for some more pumpkin pie.
Thanksgiving Baby by darclyte March 21, 2010

Thanksgiving mix 

Thanksgiving mix is created when you mix 4 or more different strains of weed. It is dubbed thanksgiving mix because the only other time you have a similar culmination of good times and great taste is thanksgiving. Imagine each strain as a different side and the thanksgiving mix is each side mashed up on a plate. Thanksgiving mix is best utilized when rolled as a blunt, J, spliff ect.

Note: One J has been known to get 5 people quite high. Also "thanksgiving mix" can be long to say so it is common to just call it " the mix"
"yo man lets break out the thanksgiving mix"
"Dude i just added green crack and sour d to the mix, its bound to get gnarly from here"

thanksgiving diet 

a miracle cure to the weight you gain from gorging yourself on ridiculous amounts of food. all you do is drink the grease from the pans, drink the leftover gravy, and then go to taco bell and eat burritoes all day. the next day, all of your thanksgiving weight will be in the toilet. amazing!!!!
after using the thanksgiving diet, even on days other than thanksgiving, i lost 484307 pounds!!!! whooooo!!!!
thanksgiving diet by arch king 89 November 28, 2005

Thanksgiving Day Twerky 

Using a raw turkey as a seductive dance partner. Twerking and giving thanks
Bobby couldn't find a date , so he resorted to alone time with a Thanksgiving Day Twerky. It was foul smelling.