textual predator

Someone who continually seeks communication with friends soley by text messaging. Conversely the person is phone-a-phobic.

"Got another text from Sarah, that girl's a textual predator."

by spyskys May 18, 2009

textual harassment

Textual Harassment is the act of texting a person repeatedly with harmful and or sexual intentions.

Sue. you heard from terry
Lil. yeah he sent me a text yesterday.
Sue. what did it say.
LIl. hey girl you wanna come over and lemme poke that fine brazillian booty.
Sue. TOTAL TEXTUAL HARASSMENT!

by TRAFFICJAMMA June 25, 2009

Textually Transmitted Disease

TTD. Developed when radiation from massive amounts of texting causes the testicles to become cancerous or the sperm to mutate. The increase of TTDs is directly related to the proximity of the cell phone to the genitals.

In order to prevent textually transmitted disease, I never keep my cell phone in my pants pockets or between my legs when sitting.

by doseEdose May 21, 2010

textually active

someone who sends sms messages a lot.

Marcy: joey's cousin just text massaged me.
Jill: wow, he's so young, i didnt know he was textually active already

by Dante the man September 7, 2007

textual

Text messages from cell phone to cell phone with naughty and promiscious content. The text message's equivalent to phone sex.

Baby, are you going to send me some more textual messages, tonight?

by Bailey Schaff November 26, 2006

textual harassment

when another person just won't stop sending you text messages, blowing your cell phone up with texts.

i have become a victim of textual harassment, this girl won't stop texting me!!...

by soopasonik January 3, 2011

Textual intercourse

The act of imagined sexual intercourse via the more mundane medium of text - be it in the form of traditional book-bound text; text message on your mobile; or whilst being groomed by Nigel, 52, from Dudley over the internet.

This is linked to the increasingly-common physical ailments of internet hand and mobile claw.

Bigtits69: "As I nibble on your balls, I imagine your member in me..."
MandingoStud31: "Nibble baby, nibble!We getting some textual intercourse tonight!"

by Lord Gus August 4, 2007