Road Texter

A person who walks straight into the road whilst texting, safe in the knowledge that his/her mobile phone generates a force-field that will protect them from cycle couriers going about their business.

I was cycling down Regent Street yesterday, when this Road Texter stepped out in front of me and nearly knocked me off my bike.

by Cycle Courier August 10, 2010

number texter

Someone who uses numbers while texting, or using the keyboard, in place of the word.

Idiot: Did you know some1 tried to do that.
You: Hmph... Number texter.

by Sometimes... December 17, 2017

Urgent texter

Someone who replies immediately to a text

"Thank you for responding immediately, you are an urgent texter!"

by HOTDEPUTYMOMMA August 2, 2015

Paragraph texter

Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.

If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses

Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.

"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"

by OHHH, It's JOHN CENA!!!! September 12, 2016

Sweaty Texter

See Definition: Sweaty Gamer
Applicable to those who text religiously and obnoxiously instead of gaming.

Ugh, they're such a sweaty texter.

by CreativeInsomnia September 7, 2010

Over-texter

Someone who texts a single person so much that it feels like the conversations never end. Sometimes the over-texting is so extreme that the over-textee starts ignoring the over-texter out of annoyance. These types of people are also often the ones who talk a lot.

Candice loves texting with Jeremy but she is a really bad over-texter because of it.

by LexiesPlural October 5, 2020

Dry Texter

Someone who texts with all the personality of a wet ball of yarn. Their text messages are mainly 1 word or abbreviations

All he said to me yesterday was hi and gtg, he's such a dry texter

by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023