turd testicle

When you take a shit and it doesn't come all the way out so it just dangles like a testicle.

Bro 1: Damn, I just took the worst shit of my life yesterday!

Bro 2: Was it a turd testicle?

Bro 1: Yeee maan...

by jenny56868 August 13, 2011

squid testicles

When your dick is slimy, (Lube, anything really that is slimy) Generally pleasing to the girl.

I love my man, he always has squid testicles

by Gamergeneral May 13, 2016

Tropical Testicles

It's complicated; When you cum on or near the hair on your crotch, don't clean it up, and you do not take a shower in a day, you get tropical testicles. This also occurs if you cum, don't clean it up, and engage in exercise. It gets its name by the tell tale sign of this ailment; Hot, humid crotch stink.

Jonathan: Yo dude come check this out!
Michael: No way, I can smell your Tropical Testicles from here!

by ZAAAWMBEEEZ May 29, 2021

Cancer Testicle

A pseudonym used for the company “Lancer Tactical” that make airsoft products. The name came about due to the consistent unreliability of their Airsoft guns.

Lancer tacticals are about as reliable at firing as a Cancer Testicle is at nutting, and they both shoot equally far

by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

Testicle Illusion

When one believe testicles are protruding or exposed when they are not.

Dude, I thought my left nut was hanging out of a hole in my undies, when I reached down, all was is place, I guess it was just a testicle illusion.

by M.E.A.T October 2, 2020

testicle tea

testicle tea is a synonym for semen.

how bout a nice big glass of testicle tea?

by M Chambers December 11, 2006

testicle soup

(noun)A common condition in males that develops when when the temperature is soaring and the humidity is high.Gooch, ass and ball sweat drown the testicles in a pool of sweat forming testicle soup.

Ever since Sam moved to Atlanta, his fatass has generated enough testicle soup to feed a starving village in Ghana.

by horses July 13, 2006