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Territory Fuck

The act of coitus motivated by jealousy and a desire to reassert sexual ownership through aggressive love-making.
Julie "How did that nude photo shoot go on Saturday?"

Candace "It went great, but my boyfriend was there and got insanely jealous."

Julie "That must have been awkward."

Candace "Yeah he got so crazy that when we got home he territory fucked me so hard that I couldn't walk straight."

Julie "Territory fucked?"

Candace "Yeah, he said he had to get his scent all over me so everyone in the future would know that that I belonged to him. I wish he hadn't ejaculated in my eyes though."
by Kevolutionary August 24, 2011
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aux fruits de terre

French. Literally, "Fruits of the earth." Above ground faggots.

Derived from "aux fruits de mer." Fruits of the sea. Underwater faggots.
Those two men are "aux fruits de terre" -- they are fart farming faggots.
by NiraMillson December 5, 2016
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Terramonte

Terramonte- for those shoppers that go to both Serramonte and Tanforan to shop on the same day. Located in the San Francisco Bay area Peninsula, Serramonte Mall is located in Daly City California and Tanforan Mall is located in San Bruno California and are 4 miles apart. Otherwise known as the bermuda triangle of cash, one may go back and forth between the two malls more than once in one day on a quest for everything you need.
Ashley: Hey Oscar, where are you going?

Oscar: to Terramonte. I need to get some shoes, socks, a skate board, a pipe, a Raiders shirt, tiers and diapers.

Ashley: Ok. Could you pick me up a book and some laundry detergent from Target too?

Oscar: Sure thing. But I am going to need some cash. I only have enough to cover the skateboard.
by Terramonteshoppah February 4, 2012
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terms and conditions

That long ass wall of text no one bothered reading, yet everyone agrees.
I hereby blah blah blah.... Any reproduction blah blah blah.... Just let me install my fucking Dark Soul terms and conditions.
by oldemberg May 24, 2014
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Terminal Debauchery

The highest form of debauchery that can be achieved in the physical universe. It can only be achieved by doing every drug, drinking every drink, and having sexual intercourse with at least 100 goats.
Mark got wasted at a goat farm and achieved terminal debauchery.
by Warfire2015 June 5, 2015
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terminal velocity

Terminal velocity is when you are diagnosed with going the maximum speed in a defined direction using only gravitational potential. It is life threatening as it is a terminal disease.
Paul: What's wrong?
Kevin: I've been diagnosed
Paul: With what?
Kevin: Terminal Velocity.
Paul: RIP
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Toilet Terrorist

When someone declares Jihad on your toilet and completely destroys the toilet along with most of the bathroom. Generally leaveing an unholy and enormous blast radius. You will be left with a totally clogged toilet and most of your house will smell like death.
Joe, the Toilet Terrorist came over last night and wrecked my entire apartment with the bomb he dropped in my toilet!
by JRKJR January 23, 2010
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