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Car Tending

Serving/consuming alcohol while riding shotgun in a vehicle whether straight from the bottle/flask or from a “to go” plastic cup from the bar or “hitting the bottle” to save money on drinks at the bar or to “serve” alcoholic beverages to a group of people out of a cooler in the trunk of your car.

*Car Tending in a moving vehicle is illegal and is only “allowed” for passengers with a designated sober driver.

*Most Wisconsin bars do a to go beer (unopened) or to go drink (plastic cup) so Drink Wisconsinably.
*Driving while car tending results in death and making your Mama ugly cry.
*Don’t make your Mama ugly cry.
Dude, we will spend less money at the bar if we are car tending tonight!

If we car tend on the way to the party we will have a pretty good buzz by the time that we get there!
by StrangerDanger19 January 26, 2019
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port-tending

When you tend to a port, in the harbor.
Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.

Mr. D: Haven't you heard?

Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?

Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.

Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?

Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!

Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!
by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024
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im telling of you

a phrase used by young children, usually aging from around 4-10, to indicate what a person had said beforehand was inappropriate and unsuitable to say in a school. People over 10 will most likely use it satirically.
edgy 13 year old: shut the fuck up man or else it's done for our asses
little sister: ohhhmmmm im telling of you!!!
by Teyst April 16, 2024
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Smelling n telling

The person who blabs on you for shitting yourself next to others who didn't know.
Dave: Goddamn velma committed smelling n telling on me in the library yesterday!
Rick: Damn That's Tough
by SilkenKnight36 March 25, 2019
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wait no telling

Originated in Greensprings Lekki.
You use this when someone is telling you something but you didn't ask
Girl: Yesterday I talked to a new boy
Boy: Wait no telling
by Dinosaurthings May 29, 2020
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Why are you telling...

When are your going to do what I want?
Fat bald faggoot "Why are you telling... People to murder children?"

Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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