West Texas Skid Steer

When you’re titty fucking her and leave skid marks on her belly.

Gave Becky the west Texas skid steer and it ended in a shiny new pearl necklace.

by Threeputtfro May 10, 2020

Texas sleigh ride

A sleigh ride without the snow or the consent of the "rider". A noose is placed around the neck of the "rider" and then tied to the back of a horse or pickup. The "rider" is then dragged until he/she is dead. Very common in the Wild West.

Hey, lets give that fag Bobby a Texas sleigh ride.

by TE. Newman July 30, 2008

texas side sip

technique used to drink from a large moonshine-style jug whereas the consumer puts their pointer finger through the small jug handle, rests the jug on the outside of the same upper arm and lifts elbow to pour liquid into mouth from the jug.

The drinking vessel was too awkward to hold conventionally so I decided to use the texas side sip.

by gsodthecluck July 22, 2009

Texas Snake Raper

The type of golf shot when one hits the ball very low to the ground; low enough to concuss an unlucky snake.

Bill: Sam, how'd your tee shot go?

Sam: I just hit the worst Texas Snake Raper of my life.

by Sirender August 17, 2011

texas strawberry

(N): The act of slapping a person in the face with your ballsack. Similar to the teabag.

"Mark gave me a texas strawberry last night, and I am really pissed."

by Taylor "The Tool" November 16, 2005

Texas Snapping Turtle

Plain and simply a vagina

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt

by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 15, 2005

texas see-saw

The act of taking a dump on a woman's ass, Doin it doggy style, then hitting her arms out from underneath her, while thrusting your dick in her ass

O man, i gave carla a hot texas see-saw last night...niiiice

by Mclovinchickachickayeah June 20, 2010