Teenager

Someone between the age of 13 to 19. Stereotypes show that they have very active sex drives and love drugs, but this is not true for most. They are constant victims of ageism, treated like children but expected to act like adults.

Teenager 1: Hey move over
Adult: I am going to check your backpack to make sure you aren't hiding any marijuana in there.
Teenager: STFU I'm not some drug addict selling drugs, you have been brainwashed by society to think that way, I'm innocent!!!

by Sinfonia69 November 16, 2014

MCR teenie

An MCR teenie is a person (girl or boy) who just likes the band for their popular songs like, Welcome To The Black Parade, Helena, Ghost Of You and I'm Not Okay (I Promise). They do NOT know the other songs and will become confused if they are asked about the first CD, BULLETS. Most teenies started around when REVENGE came out. Sadly, they have increased due to the release of The Black Parade. MCR teenies have therefore increased greatly. Most of them are also 'over night emos' and swear to know all about the band, while only know Gerard Way and 'his kid brother'. They have limited knowledge of Life On The Murder Scene and MCR's first demo.
Pretty much, a normal teenie. Just a bazillion times worse.

Fan: *playing MCR CD.*
MCR teenie: *overhears* OMG is that Helena?!
Fan: Yeah.... >->...
MCR teenie: *sings along*
*song ends, Give 'Em Hell Kid comes on *
MCR teenie: HEY! PUT MCR BACK ON!!!
Fan: *faceplam*

by Jaymiee June 12, 2008

Smells Like Teen Spirit

A perfect example of how an amazing song can be butchered by major overplay. It's still an amazing song, but if you want some good Nirvana music, just sit back and listen to the whole Unplugged Album, Where Did You Sleep Last Night? and All Apologies are simply mesmerizing.

Smells Like Teen Spirit was butchered due to overplay.

by Frank K. September 1, 2005

Teen Club

A place where pubescent teens test how slutty they can be without being called said "slut." Peer pressure reigns and grinding is the only dance move. No adults aloud means that even the most innocent get some.

person 1: did you hear stacy went to a teen club?

person 2: but she's the fun-police

person 1: not last night. we made out

by dontgrindonme June 19, 2011

Teenage White Girls

Generic girls who post selfies on Instagram with the caption "I'm so ugly". Also who often drink Starbucks and go through about three boyfriends a day.

The Teenage White Girls said "I'm not like the other girls."

by Istealyomans98420709 April 12, 2019

teenage fever

the feeling of overwhelming lust and obsession for someone that you often times are simply convincing yourself that you have, even though these feelings may not be real or as intense as you are playing them out to be; an all consuming chase for another that seems superficial and never ending.

“this shit feel like teenage fever…i’m not scared of it, she ain’t either.” -drakelations

by anonymous December 15, 2022

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

At one time the best show on Adult Swim, but ever since the movie has come out it has been going to downhill fast. Story involves three fast food characters, frylock, shake, and meatwad who were once detectives and solved mysteries, but later on the plots came from completely random events. Notable villains include mothmonsterman, MC Pee Pants, and the broodwitch.

Adult Swim Fan #1- "New Aqua Teen Hunger Force is on tonight!!"
Adult Swim Fan #2- "No thanks, That show stopped being funny after the 3rd season"

by roundtwentythree August 6, 2009