technology

Something that will eventually destroy society, make obesity the new "average" weight, and cause mass unemployment.

Damn technology.

by Those Damn Digi-Fanatics March 14, 2011

Technolophobe

A person who is terrified of technology and refuses to use any technology that is recent or up-to-date. Usually a person of older age who grew up when new technology didn't exist and do not have any desire to use basic newer technology such as computers, dvrs, dvds, HD tvs, iPods, XM/Sirius radios, debit cards, etc.

My grandma is such a technolophobe. It looks like 1975 in her house. She has a tv with basic cable, and that's about it for entertainment. I bought her an iPod and she took it back and bought clothes with the money!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

technolotard

N. A technological retard - someone who is unable to figure out how to do anything related to technology (e.g. computers, the Internet, cell phones, etc.) despite having received instructions more than once.

My mom is such a technolotard! I've showed her 10 times how to install an app on her iPhone and she still has to keep asking me how. Fuck me!

by wingman_131 June 4, 2013

TECHNOPEST

Poor quality DJ who likes Ibiza Club classics and Ministry of sound albums

Natural Habitat: mediterraen and agean beach resorts

I was lying on the beach enjoying the silence and tranquility before the technopest started up with a robbie williams remix.

by Sherief Khorshid August 7, 2007

technologiz

verb. To express excitement over technology or a piece of technology.

I'm technologizzing over the new iPhone.

by Allison Weiss March 27, 2008

Technology Budget Filibuster

The business tactic of stalling and forcing technology engineers to provide redundant documentation and plans in the hopes of dragging the project out so it will not have to be funded despite already being approved.

"Could you please provide a more detailed project plan" asked Freddy

"How much more detailed can it get? Are you are not pulling a technology budget filibuster on me?" responded Richard

"You caught me Ralph...they are trying not to fund this project this year even though it was approved" admitted Freddy.

by archyis July 7, 2009

technologized

When something is updated to keep up with current technology.

"Did you see that new car that can park itself?"

"Yea it is so technologized."

"Is that the new iPhone?"

"Yeah, I figured I'd get technologized."

by Miss Crys February 17, 2010