Technachalyzed

Incapable of using , operating , putting together and setting up , Modern Technology . It can also mean the exact opposite of ( not technachalyzed ) meaning you are tech operating capable .

You're just technachalyzed , enough .

by Hartman November 24, 2019

Technoanity

A religion to worship the greatness of our lord and saviour Technoblade. Technoblade never dies.

Steve: Are you coming to church with me?
Alex: Yes I am a faithful Christian.
Steve: No not sky daddy church
Alex: What church then

Steve: TECHNOBLADE church where we worship Technoblade!
Technoanity is a religion to Technoblade
Alex: Oh
Steve: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
Alex: *dies*

by Cottagecorecoffin April 9, 2021

Technoquantum Body System

Technoquantum Body System, also shortened as TQBS, is a technoquantumist technological concept that seeks to the improvement of human body by technoquantumism, it seeks to gradually evolve the human body systems into a technoquantum body system where it’s all based on technoquantum technologies and that uses of the ideas of technoquantumism and of quantum mechanics and technoquantum properties to work as well. Technoquantum Body System differs from classical transhumanist body systems on the sense that they do not need of the removal of the biological body parts, but some kind of “transmutation” and “evolution” into a pure quantum system that would lead into a technoquantum body system, the technoquantum body system would have the same functions of a classical transhumanist body system, but the person would still be able to he spiritual and have their bioextraphysical functions and the person wouldn’t need to take away their biological parts, but evolve into a technoquantum one without their removal. Technoquantum Body System differs from Quantum Body System on the sense it has technologies included on it, while the classical quantum body one is just on the pure quantum form. The Technoquantum Body System is still a hypothetical idea and it might take a lot of time and money until be full developed.

“The Technoquantum Body System, despite being necessary to take a lot of time and money to be developed, it is still far better than classical transhumanism and it might be a solution for the spiritual and bioextraphysical problems of classical transhumanism, and even a evolution of classical transhumanism into something else.”

by Full Monteirism June 12, 2021

Technocrapaphobia

The fear of using a restroom without having your smart phone available to use while sitting on the throne.

Husband: Hey, this coffee is kicking in and I gotta go take a dump. Give me my phone back please.

Wife: Wait a minute. I don’t have my phone and I need to finish this.

Husband: Come on! Don’t you know I suffer from technocrapaphobia!

by Lupine86 November 8, 2022

Technocheriphobia

The fear of AI generated hands in AI generated art.

"Hey Fred, what's that fear of AI generated hands called?"
"Oh, that's Technocheriphobia."

by OutcastSpartan September 15, 2023

technodharmic

Characteristic of man-made innovations that have no natural analog, showcasing a divine-like quality of creativity and ability to transcend humanity's base condition and reality.

diet coke is the technodharmic drink of choice because it is entirely synthetic, it has no taste analog in nature. it is a testament to the spark of divinity in man, evidence that we can prescind from our base conditions to mirror our creator in infinite creativity.

(@basedsrini)

by rehwald October 23, 2023

Protective Technician

A hockey player, usually of limited skill, who is tough as nails and willing to do whatever is required of him.
Main jobs are preventing opposing players from taking liberties with his more skilled teammates and giving his team a boost with a well timed donnybrook.

Dave Brown was an ankle skater, yet the greatest protective technician ever to play in the NHL, let alone for the Philadelphia Flyers.

by Robsy21 December 22, 2008