Tamerism

(1) a joke that makes little or no sense in broken English and/or to laugh at your own joke as if it were funny. (2) to drive your uncle’s Infinity into a mailbox because you fell asleep at the wheel. (3) to send your friends at least 50 articles a day about Israeli occupation and expect them to read each one thoroughly. (4) to sleep with a pledge and never tell your best friends. (5) then play it off when your buddy get in an assload of trouble for the same thing. (6) to play covert/overt mind games, astonishingly well with people (usually girls) who are of much lower intellect pathetic. (7) drinking sambosso (or araq). (8) smoking twenty-five cigarettes a day. (9) telling everone you’re Russian and speaking with a Russian accent when you’re drunk. (10) acting like you know everything. (11) telling people with OPINIONS that they are wrong. (12) telling questions. (13) acting like Lawrence of Arabia while obviously residing in the United States when damn near no one has any clue who Lawrence of Arabia is.

“Let me tell you why this is wrong, John”
“What does the Isreali say about bad tea… blame it on the Chinese, complain to the British and get the Americans to look see what they did to my tea…” “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”
“Of course I am only kidding”

by John Stefano March 8, 2004

teaker

One who compusively purchases furniture made of teak.

"Janice just bought a teak toilet seat. What a teaker!"

by Sleek Greek Shiek Monique April 1, 2010

Shrew tamer

A man whose charm and masculine powers of seduction render even the most empowered women vulnerable to him. A feminist's Kryptonite. Derived from William Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew."

Person 1: I hear Tim got into April's panties.
Person 2: Yeah, pretty impressive. She's always saying she doesn't need a man.
Person 1: He's a shrew tamer, all right.

by ontherocks456 December 17, 2010

Temere

a guy who never wheres shoes, also a very gorgeous black man

dude look at that temere

by Danny Brabham June 20, 2008

teamtrees.org

the treeplating website/fundraiser to donate to

donate to teamtrees.org or i will steal your cookie

by catsrulesomuch November 14, 2019

tamerlane

If this is your name, then you are very special and have good things to come. You probably have a nice girlfriend and several people who have a crush on you. Your also really hot and people may say they hate you, or think your ugly but they are actually really jealous and will miss you when you’re gone. Also your nickname is T.J.

Girl one: uhh I can’t believe tamerlane he’s soooo annoying

Girl two: idk I kind of like him
Girl one: WHAT HOW he’s so annoying and fugly!!!
Girl two: umm you said just last week that he was hot...
Girl one: ok fine your right,I want to marry tj.

by Notanyoneyouknowsorry March 18, 2021

teamed

the not so plain text of getting swatted

aiden: Yo i just finished with the swat teams i think i just got teamed by someone

by jarodhiggins December 22, 2021