Wangle Dangle Tangle

When you twirl your penis like a windmill and hit your partner in the face with it, and your dick then gets caught in her hair as you try to pull away.

Maryl and I had sex this weekend and it ended up being a Wangle Dangle Tangle we were stuck for half an hour

by IForgetStuff June 15, 2017

tangled slinky

Can be found as a card in Cards Against Humanity. Better know as James Bonds crotch when he is old.

Before I kill you James Bond, I must see your tangled slinky.

by stogination October 15, 2013

tangleage

noun. When headphones are placed neatly into a pocket or bag or boxers, but when removed are tangled and knotted, as if they had a life of their own.

1. Look! I took my headphones out of my boxers and now they are in some serious tangleage with my penis.

by supbro1 March 1, 2009

Mr. Tingles

A man who carries tingle sensation condoms with him. That way he can not only be prepared for safe sex, he can be prepared for fucktastic safe sex.

Brandr's alter-ego was Mr. Tingles, because he believed sex should be as awesome for the girl as it is for him.

by Cajun July 23, 2008

onion tanglers

an unusually long and disgruntled-looking female genitalia

That chick's onion tanglers were so long! She was hung better than most signs on the Turnpike.

by AngryPirate November 10, 2008

tangle

to INTERTWINE

A word only on this site because I added it

by LarstaiT November 4, 2003

Tankles

N. - Ankles on a human that approximate the size of ankles on a hippopotamus or elephant. Ankles large enough to hold up a Sherman Tank. A combination of Tank and Ankles.

"Hillary shore has 'er some sexy tankles" drawled Bill.

by Obama Yo Mama January 5, 2007