tactical teaspoon

a teaspoon that is made out of pure tungsten and iron, is capable of digging through a few meters of reinforced concrete, can seriously harm and kill armoured opponents, can't rust, and if thrown has a penetration higher than a magnum bullet.

it can also stir tea
tactical teaspoon: a your primary weapon and your best survival tool.
by patcat November 05, 2019
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Tactical positioning

The activity of sitting in The corner of a room thanking of how you have no life and just love to stare at doors waiting for kids to walk in.
Being a pussy ass camper aka Tactical positioning in a corner of a room unnoticed waiting for little kids to walk in the room so you can shit on them with your mac10.
by Silas07 January 08, 2021
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Tactical Reload

When you're hittin it from behind and you run out of juice so your bro runs in and yells "tactical reload" and so your homie docks with you and gives you the reload.
Bro 1: Man i'm spent.... bro hit me with that Tactical reload!

Bro 2: Tactical reload!!!!
by Omega_asian August 26, 2017
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AOL tactic

To get your point across using childish, misleading and insufferable methods. Trying to convince someone (who by using such tactics one can imagine to be extremely gullible) using an idiotic and obviously deceptive approach. Although mentioned in name, the usage of this term is not limited to AOL alone.

Almost all corporations use AOL tactics to sell their product or service. All are insults to your intelligence.
- Lavalife Flash-based Advertisement:

Number of singles like you on Lavalife... (And the numbers rise from 0 and on in increasing speeds)... 17,384! Sign up NOW!

OR

How many seconds does it take the average person to find a hottie on Lavalife? (numbers displayed are 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9)... 9! (Of course they fail to mention the fact that it'll take someone days, if not weeks, to drag a hottie out of their home to come and meet a complete stranger)

- Microsoft's Free XBOX Advertisement:

Congratulations! You've just won a FREE XBOX. Click here to claim your prize! (With "certain conditions apply" like completing an offer and having 10 of your friends do the same, written in small characters)

- AOL's "keywords" displayed in movie trailers at the theater. (Ex: A Lord of the Rings trailer is shown, and the keyword search tip is "Lord of the Rings")

And of course who could forget the random "You're our 99872384234th visitor, you've won eleventy billion dollars!"

All are AOL tactics.
by Comrade Karl August 09, 2006
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tactical nigga

A nigga with vast amounts of military knowledge and strategies.
Back in Vietnam I was the top tactical nigga
by CallMeKp November 13, 2015
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tactical wooby

a wooby with extra pockets for carrying ammo,tac light, multi-tool, and other equpiment.
Military jacket or tactical vest that someone just will not take off. No matter how cold or hot it gets.
by kbaker April 29, 2005
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tactics arena

An online game where players can battle each other in a board-game type atmosphere using different characters such as knights, dragon tyrants, etc, to fight each other until they have destroyed all their opponents pieces. Players can join clans and also have a ranking that depends on how well they do in matches. There are two types of accounts, gold and grey. Gold accounts are players who pay 5 dollars a month to receive better character pieces, the ability to make and lead your own clan, and doesn't get logged out after games. Grey accounts are free and are erased from the server after 1 month. Also after every game you are disconnected, having to log back in every time. I played as a gold member for 1 month and by that time i was bored. It is ok for awhile but their are better games.
My ranking just went up because I won my match in Tactics Arena!
by maatttttt June 20, 2008
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