Swoop

Swoop is both a noun and a verb.
If someone is acting retarded they might be called a swoop.
If someone is in the act of saying or doing something incredibly stupid then they are swooping.

Tom: Hey my names Dan
Joe: What? your name is Tom. SWOOP

Tom: Yo, Dan had at least eleven shots and now he's puking all over Alyssa's bed.
John: Yeah man, he's straight swooping.

by wet pancakes March 13, 2010

Swoop

to get that
or to do something bad ass

Swoop Nigga Swoop on that bitch

by Nickkerrss March 21, 2009

Swoop

The art form of approaching a member of the opposite sex whom you are attracted to. There are many moves one may play, such as the "Have you seen my dog running around here?" or the oldie-but-goodie "O I dropped my pencil(right next to you)"

"Dude, Nathan is totally about to swoop on Jessica."
"Watch him go dude!"

"So the fat chick just swooped on me."
"How'd that go?"
"She tried the whole 'O i dropped my pencil maneuver'-I hope she never tries that again"

by KgdaOG September 23, 2007

Swoop

To acquire something without paying for it.

I put the swoop on the clothes at Hollister.

by jay_121985 August 17, 2003

Swoop

To utterly and finally win or complete something; To achieve a sought-after objective.

Jack: You fuck Lucy last night?
Reginald: You kidding me? Fuckin' swooped her.
Jack:...Nice.

Matt: Wuu2?
Raj: Just swooped that math homework.
Matt: Bet you swooped insert girl on friday?
Raj: SHUT THE HELL UP.

by Xiye February 24, 2010

Swoop

To get to know someone real good, then go in for the kill.

"I made this chic thing I was a good friend, then I swooped in and fucked the hell out of her."

by Da Craker February 21, 2003

Swoop

Word used to describe a female when she wears girls clothing and male accessories. Usually looks very modern, sexy, and classy. Only girls can be swoop.

"Dude, check out that chick!" "Oh yeah, Definitely swoop, Bro."

by Miss.Mist October 25, 2010