Swiss Shart

When you have holey underwear, and you lay a creamy fart, and you make a racing strip on your pants

Dude, where did you get that vertical brown line on your jeans? Bro, I ate too much chili, and Swiss Sharted myself!

by Samboni63 May 7, 2011

Swiss gang

A group of friends that stay with each other no matter what and won't let anyone get in between them.

Man, you guys are so tight your like a Swiss gang.

by Swiss Native October 8, 2014

Swiss threesome

a) A German, an Italian and a French.
b) A banker, a chocolatier and a watch maker.

He (She) desperately needs a Swiss threesome!

by Irinas December 19, 2008

Swiss Kriss

An herbal laxative (still on the market!) favored by Louis Armstrong. Apparently, he even recommended it to the Queen of England.

"Yo, baby. You gots ta gets youseff somea dat Swiss Kriss afta a spread like this..."

by Mikey McG August 14, 2006

Going Swiss

Since the Swiss are among the most neutral people in the world, they will Not take sides in a conflict. The same is true when a person will not take sides. In a sense, tehy are acting like the Swiss as well.

Im going Swiss on your decision if you should fuck Suzie or fuck her roommate instead....

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 17, 2003

Ham @ Swiss

(Verb): The barely consentual act of consuming a microwaved ham and cheese sandwich, then proceeding to initiate coitus with an underage, intellectually-absent high school girl while highly intoxicated.

"Yo, you see that dude drinking out of the 30 rack? He swissed the fuck out of this bust-down last night!"

"Ham and fucking SWEEE-ASS!"

"Ham @ Swiss me duuuude!"

by Coastie Lovin' March 3, 2009

Swiss Roll

When one is finished taking a shit he/she wipes without ripping the toilet paper and proceeds to roll the toilet paper back up, thus leaving a shitty surprise for the next user.

Charlie: hey why do your fingers smell like shit?
Alex: oh I got Swiss rolled by Ian.

by Poopyfinger December 2, 2015