side swiper

A turd so long that one end bottoms out in the toilet while the other end slides across the ass cheek as it makes its graceful exit.

Man, after all that beer and Taco Bell I had, I had the nastiest side swiper first thing in the morning.

by xxxx11111 December 31, 2011

Slippery Naked Guy

About a 2 on the scare o' meter

Ach! Catch thee a glimpse of that slippery naked guy back there?

by Demon Sasquatch January 24, 2010

slippery hitler

The act of taking your sweaty penis and plopping it on some bodies upper lip while they're sleeping and leaving your dick cheese behind when u remove it

Anthony: i gave that cunt a slippery Hitler she was flabbergasted.
Cunt: Anthony gave me a slippery Hitler it was discusting.

by DeadyBearMan. February 18, 2008

Slippery whore

A whore that is hard to wrangle.

Is the slippery whore that I donated my jizz to staying there?

by Slipperywhore April 26, 2022

Slippery Smirk

Face fucking a female with a big mouth full of jell-o. Flavors are decided upon aquired taste and should be experimented thoroughly.(different flavours add for different textures)

"Hadley man, i pulled the first slippery smirk and she loved it, gave her what she needed to top off her jell-o too".

by Dirty Double D March 7, 2007

slipper bonker

1) A couple who have sex with slippers on.
2) An annoying son of a bitch that you wish would be hit with something

1) Ew I hope my parents dont become slipper bonkers.
2) That god damn slipper bonker won't leave me alone.

by kanguala November 6, 2009

Slippery Spoon

The Slippery Spoon is an adventurous twist to the act of spooning with your significant other. The idea is first to get naked, then lay in the Spooning position. The person in front performs a subtle nudge, maybe in the form of wiggling her hips a little bit, or grinding ever so gently in an effort to tease until the person in back has a full on fucking raging hard on. If the room is a little warm, or you are under blankets, the sweat from the grinding and increased heart rate will add a little lubrication to said rager, and you will find your self in a Slippery Spoon. If sweat is not available, a little cunny juice would do the trick, some pre-cum, or best yet, fucking spit on to your hand and rub it on your cock in an effort to create a frictionless shaft that you can grind between her ass cheeks. If you are lucky, you may get the tip of your wick in her cunny, or even in her asshole, which most assuredly will provide some extra pleasure for both of you in the Slippery Spoon.

Slippery Spooning can also happen after sex if you lay with your woman and your cum and cunny juice covered dick rests nicely between those two beautiful ass cheeks, usually resulting in more fucking.

The Slippery Spoon.... says it all.

by Slocat December 22, 2017