The Subaru Fallacy

The common mistaken belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, just because all lesbians drive Subarus.

Christie: Hey Joe, you're a flaming homosexual because of those navy blue briefs! Steve: No way. I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This js just a classic example of The Subaru Fallacy!

by C Chaotic November 8, 2020

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Subaru Leone

The vehicle of choice for adventurous young ladies in Central Australia. The Leone is such a pleasure to drive that drivers and passengers are known to spontaneously sing and dance while inside the vehicle. To drive a Leone it requires skill and bravery as there is a propensity for the breaks to not work properly, resulting in the driving needing to utilize the handbrake to avoid ending up in the Todd River.

Anna better slow down in that Subaru Leone when she is driving down Stott Terrance or she will end up in the Todd.

by Volando Con El Viento April 27, 2024

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Subaru

What we call Patrick.
Participated in No Pagani Day.

“Who’s Subaru?”
“I call Patrick Subaru.”

by annagoons183737 March 8, 2025

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Subaru Vest

When two guys scissors butthole to butthole. So, their penis’s can stand erect next to each other. They then put condoms on so there’s no penis to penis contact. A woman then use a number 64 rubber band to join them together so she can insert them both into her vagina. A form of double penetration she can more comfortably control because she’ll be on top, in control riding the two penis’s at the same time.

Bro, she hot. We should see if she’s down for a Subaru vest.

by Fasho Fasho March 7, 2024

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Subaru Brain Disease

When you are infected with SBD you are willing to pay 5X-10X the market value of a clapped out miled out oil leaking rust bucket Subaru because it's got a turbo!!!!

"Jennifer just told me she bought a 2001 Subaru WRX with 300k miles for $12,000! She told me it has an STI motor and a salvage title."

"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"

by Nived67 January 27, 2020

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