Kamina_Crayman straightness scale

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.

I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.

by TensaiOre June 10, 2021

straightware

similar to "gaydar," straightware is a heterosexual person's intuitive sense that allows them to identify fellow straight people; usually more critical to straight men

At the cocktail party, Frank used his straightware to sense that it was "safe" to tell the lesbian joke he heard at work that day.

by Sexy Simian December 8, 2010

Straightment

A statement used to counter balance any form of homosexuality exerted in recent past actions

Ex of Straightment: *sucking on popsicle* “bro this how my girl was blowing me last night”

by Idontgetnudes7 August 17, 2018

Straightlord

The straightest person of all time.

''Is Mateo gay or straight?''
''Oh he's a straightlord ''

by Hellomr.goodbye November 22, 2019

Straightforkaworu

Straightforkaworu is 1. The best mutual ever 2. Not a Necrophiliac 3. A Crona and Gabi Stan 4. Great at not making Death Jokes

Did you hear Straightforkaworu is the best mutual ever

by Aj why is Crona my Fav March 10, 2021

Mr. Straightforward

Typically a guy who as soon as he knows he likes someone tells them so. He can ask a girl out within three days of knowing her.

Girl 1- He asked me out yesterday! I've only know him three days! He's such a Mr. Straightforward !

Girl 2- Yeah he's so nice! I wish he liked me

Girl 1- He's got a great ass too!

by Pseudonym = false name November 4, 2016

straightners

A hair item wich prevents frizzi-ness or fro. They are relyed on by many people, but none more than judith. She has one big fro. SAVE THE FRO

hey, do you reckon judith has starightners?

by Colette February 24, 2004