stanley steemer

When you shit on the carpet, and grind your partner's face into it.

You better clean up that dog shit before I give you a Stanley Steemer.

by Bradley3 October 29, 2004

skeezer

A skeezer is a skank you can hit up any time to painfully ram any way you'd like

"wuddit do skeezer? you finna come up to my crib to do tha damn thang?"

by Ya boy dweezy aka d moerdyk January 12, 2009

steeler fan

A fan of the Pittsburgh Steeler's that does not live within the city limits of Pittsburgh, PA.

Known for their ignorance to all things sports related. They become easy aggiatated & will verbally assault a stranger wearing another teams' apperal, even if it is not an NFL team.

Working blue-collar jobs, they pride their team on being hard-nosed, carrying lunch pails, a team that will line up and "punch you in the mouth" (which is illegal according to NFL rules).

Quick to chastise an NFL player for being arrested, using steriods or show-boating. Yet, they defend their alcoholic kicker & Superbowl teams of the 70's that were injected with horse steriods.

Any given autumn Sunday, most Steeler fans' can be found at your local Wal-Mart rather than watching the game.

The most common phrases used by a Steeler fan include: "Did we win yesterday?". "oh, do we like him?", "I liked (insert player's name) before anyone else", "What is a blitz package/ safety/ encroachment/ holding penalty."

Suffering from mild to moderate color-blindness. Instisting their team's color are black and gold, when the primary color is obviously yellow.

Insisting to the death that the Steeler are better than your team, but can't back up their statment with a reasonable explaination. Typical Steeler fans can't identify any players from other teams, unless they are regularly shown on SportsCenter or are former Steelers.

"Yesterday, i was accosted by a group of Steeler fan's for wearing my Tampa Bay Rays hoodie"

by JiffMart May 2, 2010

sneezer

the runny shits
peeing out of your ass

"I went to Julio's Barrio for some spicy chimichangas. 3 hours later I landed a touchdown and left a sneezer in the toilet for my bitch to clean."

by Cr@cker May 21, 2005

steezemuff

the name says it all. steeze in muffin form

that muffin was a steezemuff.

by nolsmith October 18, 2008

Skeezer Salad

A whore. Must be two or more to be considered a Salad. Otherwise, they are simply a Skeezer.

Group girls walking down the street in a short skirt, tube top and heels, strutting her stuff.
Example: "She's a Skeezer"
Example: "No, its a Skeezer Salad!!!"

by Elizabeth Nelson June 25, 2007

Man Skeezer

1.) A rap album released in the mid 1980's by Hip-hop's first openly gay rappers: MC Booty-B and Homo-D.

2.) Any male who fulfills the requirements for skeezer status. see skeezer for requirements.

1.) "Honestly, we expected Man Skeezer to be a huge success. I mean...it was the 80's, look at how people dressed. You could be 'out of the closet' and nobody would know." - MC Booty-B

2.)
Eric: "I heard she had scabies, but i'd still beat."

Sam: "...Dude, 2 words: Man-Skeezer".

by premiumskeet March 31, 2008