status worthy 

An event for which it is worthy of updating your Facebook status.

Maria: I just got a new job. I should update my Facebook status.
Alex: Yes, that is status worthy news.

Fred: I see Liam is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner according to his Facebook profile.
May: That is not status worthy. It is status abuse

status worthy by Rex Roddy April 1, 2010

status tease 

A person who makes their status on facebook, myspace, etc., something that people will OBVIOUSLY ask about, then refuses to elaborate

Jan Smith: is so tired of this and cant take it anymore!

------Sally Johnson: d00de jan teh eff is up?!

Jan Smith: Oh nothing DOT DOT DOT DOT

= status tease

status tease by ayemaynedayyy January 16, 2009

Status Reunion

When a group of friends from college or high school who haven't talked to/seen each other in a long time all comment on a mutual friend's Facebook status, usually about something they all agree on or feel strongly about.

It was great catching up with the class of '87 on that status reunion last night. I'm glad we can all agree that the latest episode of "Breaking Bad" was the shit.

Status Reunion by Stat Flanley August 20, 2011

Status Slap 

When you assault a person through the use of status updates on social networking websites such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

Man that fucktard needs a good status slapping

Status Slap by hipposaur March 15, 2009

status stalker 

on Facebook, one who frequently comments the statuses of random people and/or presses the "like" button

athena: omg that creeper just pressed the like button on my status!
ariel: yeah like who IS he?
jackie: i dont even know, he just presses the like button on EVERYONE'S status!
audrey: hes SUCH a status stalker!

status stalker by JACKIEISC0R3 March 28, 2009

status assassin 

Someone who misuses the word "status" as a concrete object in the workplace. This is usually the sign of a micro-manager or someone working their way towards middle management.

Mary: I asked for that report last week. Can I get a status?
Bob: It's almost done

Mary: I need a status on that requisition.
Phil: It should be ready by Tuesday.

Mary: Could you give me a status on the new program?
Alan: Sure, how about "pending?"
Mary: Uh no, I mean... I need to know... Uh...
Alan: What? I gave you a status, you status assassin!

status assassin by Jock Tam July 28, 2009

Status Lynch 

When a persons facebook status starts being commented on by others; and then people change the subject and use the thread to have a completely off topic discussion amongst themselves.

Last night I made a status commenting on how my sister throws house parties without me... ended up getting status lynched by my friend and my sister trying to work out when the next should be!

Status Lynch by Thrashasaur February 13, 2009