Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.
When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??
by Philosophistry March 6, 2010
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The Mr. Saturn are an alien race from the video game EarthBound (called Mother 2 in Japan). They are also present in its Japan-only sequel Mother 3.
They are gentle, cute, small and pink creature. Their body consist of a round face, two short legs, two dark round eyes, one big nose, stylish whiskers, large eyebrows and a single string of hair. All Mr. Saturn wear a red ribbon on their hair, except for one in Mother 3 that wanted to travel incognito by wearing a scarf on his head.
Mr. Saturn have their own unique way of speaking called Saturnian. Their in-game script are also written in big, strange dialect. Shigesato Itoi, creator of the Mother/EarthBound games stated that the Japanese version of this dialect is meant to resemble his daughter's handwriting. Mr. Saturn also finish most of their phrases with strange sounds/words like "Ding Ding", "Boing", or "Zoom".
Despite their gentle nature and cute figure, Mr. Saturn are also really smart. They even helped Apple Kid and Dr. Andonuts build the Phase Distorter, a devise capable of taking Ness and his friends back in time in order for them to defeat Giygas, the Ultimate Cosmic Destroyer.
Other skills known to Mr. Saturn are ladder-building, the maintenance and rejuvenation of rusty old objects, and coffee-making.
Mr. Saturn also appears in the fighting game Super Smash Bros. Melee and its sequel Brawl as a throwable item which, while not doing lots of damage or knockback, are great as shield breakers.
They are gentle, cute, small and pink creature. Their body consist of a round face, two short legs, two dark round eyes, one big nose, stylish whiskers, large eyebrows and a single string of hair. All Mr. Saturn wear a red ribbon on their hair, except for one in Mother 3 that wanted to travel incognito by wearing a scarf on his head.
Mr. Saturn have their own unique way of speaking called Saturnian. Their in-game script are also written in big, strange dialect. Shigesato Itoi, creator of the Mother/EarthBound games stated that the Japanese version of this dialect is meant to resemble his daughter's handwriting. Mr. Saturn also finish most of their phrases with strange sounds/words like "Ding Ding", "Boing", or "Zoom".
Despite their gentle nature and cute figure, Mr. Saturn are also really smart. They even helped Apple Kid and Dr. Andonuts build the Phase Distorter, a devise capable of taking Ness and his friends back in time in order for them to defeat Giygas, the Ultimate Cosmic Destroyer.
Other skills known to Mr. Saturn are ladder-building, the maintenance and rejuvenation of rusty old objects, and coffee-making.
Mr. Saturn also appears in the fighting game Super Smash Bros. Melee and its sequel Brawl as a throwable item which, while not doing lots of damage or knockback, are great as shield breakers.
Guy: Wow, I don't know what the Mr. Saturn put in their coffee, but I have to find one of those!
Mr. Saturn : HI HI HI. YOU COME BUYING? YOU CAN SELL, TOO. I, MR. SATURN, BOING, CAN DO ALL FOR YOU. WHAT DO YOU WANT ZOOM?
Mr. Saturn : HI HI HI. YOU COME BUYING? YOU CAN SELL, TOO. I, MR. SATURN, BOING, CAN DO ALL FOR YOU. WHAT DO YOU WANT ZOOM?
by The Nameless French Doctor December 23, 2008
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Barry: Did you have status insurance?
Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash
Barry: Did you have status insurance?
Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash
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Probably generated as a translation of estaunidense in Spanish forums.
Probably generated as a translation of estaunidense in Spanish forums.
That girl is a statunitian that why she doesn't know how to dance salsa.
The people in the next house is a statunitian family.
The people in the next house is a statunitian family.
by Mango Jhon February 20, 2020
Get the Statunitian mug.A person who, on facebook incessently comments people's status', even if they don't know said person.
Also applies to people who constantly update their status.
Also applies to people who constantly update their status.
Rosie has been commenting everyone's status',what a Status Rapist!
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Sian has updated her status 10 times in the past hour. She is such a Status Rapist .
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Sian has updated her status 10 times in the past hour. She is such a Status Rapist .
by rplover1223 April 8, 2009
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