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lizard squire

A grotty slithering slurping bastard of human like species that smells like shit and grows mushrooms off their teeth
shut the fuck up you king masta lizard squire george washington mushroom harvesting bastard
by The Dudeeeeeeeeeee May 4, 2014
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stick squished

When a male had his penis squished in an origice that is tight.
Dude, Jimmy Nutwood is gettin stick squished by that nubile blonde.
by Jeff123Jeff October 6, 2018
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Squishlet

A name given to your bubba when you give them squishes after hot sex.
"Keelie, you are my hot lil squishlet"
by AliBear January 26, 2009
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squish pie

An and extremely wet, naturally lubricated vagina capable of making a squish sound when penetrated.
That bitches squish pie was noisey and made one hell of a mess.
by pie master August 3, 2006
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squish hug

With squish being the word for a platonic crush, a squish hug covers both the meaning of a tight, loving hug but also a hug with the wish to show a person love in a platonic, non-romantic way.

It's recommended not to say this to people before hugging them as it would confuse them due to their lack of knowledge about the word "squish" and its use. And they would mistake it for the other meaning of a squish hug, which is related to bosom hug.
I want to give you so many squish hugs!
Lots of squish hugs from (insert name)!
by Missy Chissy May 7, 2016
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sweaty squirel

A guy is having intercourse with a girl doggy style. He follows with a hard thrust causing her to open her mouth, when this occurs the other male partner quickly puts his nuts in her mouth.
The other day we did a girl sweaty squirel style.
by Thorson Norman August 15, 2003
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Squish Mitten

An exceptionally warm and cozy vagina.
That girl's squish mitten felt as good as warm apple pie.
by lambaa September 30, 2008
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