squirrel

1. Anything that distracts you from current conversation or task at hand. 2. Word used to describe being distracted from current conversation or task.

Her: ... and then she said that Wednesday, not Saturday, would be better for her; of course, neither day really --
Me: Squirrel! ... uhm, what are we talking about again?

by DrWendel May 23, 2011

squirrel

Evil creatures that will help me take over the world.

go squirrel army, go!!!!

by Blagz May 17, 2006

Squirrel

A scampering piece of ass. Often found in college bars or malls. An attention getting, fast moving chick that needs to be pounced. Often seen wearing pony-tails, short shorts, and Ugg boots.

"I'm trying to catch a little squirrel in here tonight." or "Hey, there's a lot of young squirrel in the food court today."

by Spidertactics April 8, 2010

The Squirrel

The Action Of inserting your nuts in a girls vagina while fucking.

I can belive tom gave the girl The Squirrel

by Joey252life January 10, 2008

Squirrel

Depending on context in which it is being used it can meanany of the following: Dope, Pussy, Money, Food, Drink.

<standing outside Burger King> "Gonna get my squirrel on"
<standing outside the strip club> "Gonna go feed the squirrel"
<standing outside the liquor Store> " You got a dollar on my squirrel piss"
<standing outside the club> "Lets go roast a squirrel"

by bob booze January 4, 2009

Squirrel

A woman who is obsessed with getting sex, she is constantly trying to make excuses to get it, even falsifying plans in order to get a man's nuts.

Bobby: "Dude, Amanda is such a squirrel."
Geoffrey: "I know, man, she's always after my nuts!"

by SkwirllieSquirrel August 29, 2011

squirrell

1. Hitting some one in the testicles without them expecting it.

It ussually goes like this "Hey steve, guess what I saw in a tree the other day...squirrell(as you proceed to hit them in the balls).

by Bill September 5, 2004