squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.

"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."

by Legitronnnn March 8, 2009

Squirtling

The act of eating out a girl, then as she cums catch it in your mouth and then spit it all over her face. When you're done yell you don't have enough badges to train me.

Amanda asked why Charlie had a handprint on his face. He replied that he was squirtling a girl last night.

by MeowDaddy69 May 28, 2016

Slurping

Performing oral sex on a female - Eating Pussy

I could not only feel, but hear them slurping between my thighs...

by suziederkins December 18, 2019

Squidding

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.

Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!

by UmfangMeister March 5, 2011

squirting melon

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.

Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!

by fruit salad May 13, 2005

squirting september

(Same as Destroy Dick December) you must squirt the amount of times as he say it is

You girls getting ready to start squirting September?

by Annskd December 1, 2017

Squirting and farting

Made by Balarke

The phrase was used in the hit song “Squirting and farting” by Balarke ASMR

Yo my bitch was squirting and farting yesterday

Just like the hit song made by Balarke ASMR?

by bruhlarke September 2, 2022