donkey squanching quy

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face

Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!

by Krazy Quyliller November 6, 2017

Pibbly Squinchy

The act of leaving a dance floor or social setting when you feel the need to urinate or defecate. Pibbly is indicative of urine (to piddle) and Squinchy reflects the act of squishing and clenching to avoid a disaster in your pants

"Jason has a bad case of the pibbly squinchies! I hope he makes it to the bathroom!"

"I avoided ruining my family dinner by doing a quick pibbly squinchy!"

by CorporealCorpral January 21, 2023

Popping a squelchie

The act of a woman dropping goo, or getting it.

Julie was popping a squelchie when she saw Shawn.

by Squelchie December 10, 2017

Anal squeenching

The act of performing kegel exercises in one's anus.

The porn star's ass is too loose, she needs to do some anal squeenching to tighten it up.

by Feverishgirl August 19, 2011

squeech

1. To slide/ creep along in a worm like movement. Bunching up in the middle, then extending forward.

2. Pinch/ squeeze.

3. Throw it in anywhere in a sentence to spice things up.

1. She squeeched along on her stomache, stalking the boy ahead of her.

2. Boy: "Did you just squeech my butt?"
Girl: "Maybe i did... maybe i didn't!"

3. Boy and girl walking in silence
Boy: "SQUEECH!"
Girl: "I love you."
Boy: "Oh I know."

by Sneaky Spork April 13, 2009

squeech

A combination of the word "question" inside of the word "speech." It's a question posed at a public event in such a way that the person asking it actually delivers a speech before the person being asked can respond. The person usually disagrees with the speaker.

Coined by debators in Northern California's high school debate organization, Junior State of America, in the early 2000s.

When Eduardo stood up to ask the debator about his position on nuclear power, he squeeched about how bad it was for several minutes before the audience shouted him down with "Squeech! Squeech!"

At the political rally, one person from the audience got up to ask about the candidate's position on the war, but squeeched about 911 government conspiracy until the candidate accused him of being a plant.

by tee bee December 9, 2007

Squelch

The sound that occurs when the monster cock gets pulled out of an asshole

wow i heard some major squelch from you then benjamin!

by bensreallyafag August 5, 2008