squeaker

A fart that comes out of your toilet muscle in such a manner that it emits a high-pitched squeak instead of the usual staccato "fart" noise.

{Julian}: Hey Dominique, what the fuck was that?!?
{Dominique}: Oh that was just Mike letting off a squeaker.

by Telephony February 9, 2014

squeaker

A person with a high-pitched voice. Mainly directed at 12 year olds on Call of Duty.

Dude, I quickscoped this annoying squeaker in MW3.

by parker_rawr September 7, 2015

squelcher

One who walks along the beach sucking the farts out of dead seagulls

look at that squelcher

by skwelcher March 6, 2009

squealer

A person who tells or calls the law (police) a lot
A snitch

Guy 1: I'm gonna squeal on ur ass if you don't get out of my house

Guy 2: Fuck u squealer

by Ghetto Literature November 3, 2015

Squeeter syndrome

Unusually small penis

CAP'N BULLMOOSE has squeeter syndrome.

by 1people1world February 11, 2007

squeaver

This it the combination of a beaver and a squirrel. it has the body of a beaver and the big bushy tail of a squirrel. they are very rare to see but can be spotted in places near dams and country like areas.

"what the hell was that it looked like a beaver with a squirrel tail"

"that was a squeaver"

by rollinonxsjado March 7, 2007

squasher

fat women who sit on men (fully clothed) ...or not

Oprah playing squasher to Obama

by leON November 22, 2013