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Squaping

To vape with female ejaculate. Simply wring out the sheets and decant into your atomiser tank. Whack up the voltage and away you go! Experiment with various blends if you're feeling adventurous.
"So yeah man, I met Charlotte the Harlot the other week. She squirted like a fucking fountain on my fags, so she said I could borrow her vape if I smoked her juices !!! So we sat squaping together . Totally hot !!"
by HarlotAndIdiot November 16, 2017
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squirting beaver

when the fanny gymen releases a high pressure jet of fishy juice from within the gash at a moment of extreme pleasure. This can shock the recieving party who gets hosed down by this beaver juice.
Oh my god that beaver just opened up and squirted me in the eye. Wash out with warm water to aviod infection, if irritation occurs seek medical advise. If swallowed has no nutritional value. I now stink like the inside of a haddock pasty
by Bean,Dave May 19, 2005
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a squirting crevass

A sex act that involves both a male and a female, (who both typically dream to climb Mount Everest and forge the crevASSes). With the woman face down and legs spread widely a part, the male partner mounts himself to her ass and begins to rail on her viciously. And then pulls himself away from her to squirt his load onto her ass until its covered in white like the top of Mount Everest.
After watching the wonderful speech about multiple journeys to Mount Everest, Will and Ashley scurried back to the locker rooms to quickly do a squirting crevass.
by Mr. Camel and Mrs. Toe September 11, 2006
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Squirting

When a person or persons are too trashed to argue, they will use a water gun (normally used on misbehaving cats) to settle arguments.
"Bitch was so drunk she was squirting me with her cat gun."
by jess and jen January 27, 2010
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Sharning

Lit: Shit yarns. When you are yarning (gasbagging) about something, but the subject matter is either boring, not worth talking about, or just plain shit.
Jeff came over the other day and we were sharning for hours.
by MaggieLaughsLast October 23, 2014
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Grape-squashing

Having anal sex where the receiver has hemorrhoids
He turned her over, and did some grape-squashing.
by HandsUp June 22, 2009
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squatting

living 9n an abandoned building, the only true way to live if you want to be truely free
i was squatting fer 18 months, since i moved back in with my paretns life sucks
by lester bangs October 21, 2003
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