An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.
After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'
by MickJohn November 24, 2011
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Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.
I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.
Pasquale: Yikes!
Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.
I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.
Pasquale: Yikes!
by scodder November 6, 2012
Get the squintercourse mug.Squintupulous (Squin-toop-you-lus)- is a hybrid between Awesome, Great, Fantastic, Muy Bueno (for spanish people), Very Nice, Stupendous, Exuberant, Outstanding and other synonyms of these words.
I was reciting song lyrics to my girlfriend, when she said, "It would be nice if you used your own words sometimes." So I responded, " Is not any sentence but a rearrangement of words that have already been spoken?" I don't know why I said it that way, I was going for Shakespearean... Anyway, I told her that "there is no way I could possibly use my own words to describe how I feel unless I created my own word. Our love is squintupulous. There, I created my own word to describe how I feel. I'll even put it on Urban Dictionary right now." Then she responded, "If it's not already there." Well, It wasn't, but it is now!
I was reciting song lyrics to my girlfriend, when she said, "It would be nice if you used your own words sometimes." So I responded, " Is not any sentence but a rearrangement of words that have already been spoken?" I don't know why I said it that way, I was going for Shakespearean... Anyway, I told her that "there is no way I could possibly use my own words to describe how I feel unless I created my own word. Our love is squintupulous. There, I created my own word to describe how I feel. I'll even put it on Urban Dictionary right now." Then she responded, "If it's not already there." Well, It wasn't, but it is now!
This is so f*ing squintupulous.
You are so f*ing squintupulous.
That situation last night was the most sqintupulous situation ever!
Synonyms:Awesome, Great, Fantastic, Muy Bueno (for spanish people), Very Nice, Stupendous, Exuberant, Outstanding.
Antonyms: Ratchet. (Because that word sucks)
You are so f*ing squintupulous.
That situation last night was the most sqintupulous situation ever!
Synonyms:Awesome, Great, Fantastic, Muy Bueno (for spanish people), Very Nice, Stupendous, Exuberant, Outstanding.
Antonyms: Ratchet. (Because that word sucks)
by Sir Snow Skylark April 11, 2014
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by Sexydimma January 22, 2015
Get the squinty eyes mug.1. An unexpected situation or circumstance.
2. A big reaction to a surprise or unexpected situation.
3. Trying to scare or surprise someone.
2. A big reaction to a surprise or unexpected situation.
3. Trying to scare or surprise someone.
That jump scare made me scream! I totally squantched out.
I didn't see you there! You squantched me.
I saw you hiding there. You Squantching me?
surprise scary unexpected
I didn't see you there! You squantched me.
I saw you hiding there. You Squantching me?
surprise scary unexpected
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yo bro look at that squinty nigga over there HEY SQUINTY NIGGA GO BACK TO CHINA AND EAT A CAT FAGGOT
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