Sneaky sno cone

A sneaky snow cone is performed by a male when receiving oral sex. It it accomplished by faking an orgasam and instead of ejaculation, squirting a small amount of pee into a woman's mouth. Hence topping her with flavor like a sno cone.

She may have dumped me, but I gave her a sneaky sno cone during break up sex.

by McWrotten January 10, 2014

sneaky sanders

A football play that involves Barry Sanders and fucking the other team over.

Barrack used the Sneaky Sanders to crush the Patriots defense and win the game

by MarkSanchez February 16, 2014

Sneaky Clown

During anal intercourse in doggy style the man reaches around to the woman's face, sticks his index fingers in her mouth and forces her to smile.

Variations:

If you are really Sneaky you can keep a pie tin in the room, fill it with whip cream, and pie her in the face before or during the smile.

Dude what was with Jess's face last night it was covered in whip cream.

Ah dude, I Sneaky Clowned her!

by Ronogrinn June 9, 2014

Squeaky Chesney

After restraining someone put your ballsack in their mouth, face their feet and fart in their face.

“You’re a dickhead mate say that again and I’ll give you a Squeaky Chesney”

by Wu-Tang Williams January 8, 2020

Sneaky Tzatziki

Sneaky Tzatziki is a feat only accomplishable by those with foreskin still intact. It is when you pinch the foreskin and make a knot holding all your cum inside like a balloon ready to explode. Sneaky Tzatsiki is giving her a finger in the ass and when she turns around, burst the jizzbomb straight onto her face.

Man, this girl wouldn't let me nut in her face so I pulled a sneaky tzatziki on her lol!

by snufsmatty November 11, 2022

Sneaky school sex

Jake snuck into the dorms and stripped, laying on his bed, dick in hand and head back when his roommate Matthew came in. "MATT!" He cried, teying to cover himself up when Matt crawled onto the bed and dove into a deep kiss, tongues crashing as they made out, before Matthew stripped, lifting Jake's legs up and over his shoulders. Jake whimpered, seeing that massive 11 long, 5 inch wide cock, knowing he was in gor some hardcore sex. Matthew entered Jake, who moaned in ecstacy. "Yeah, that's- the spotttt~" Jake groaned as Matthew began to slowly pound him. Jake felt pressure building up deep inside as Matt thrusted his dick inside of him, beginning to arch his back, his moans loudening the faster Matt penetrated him. Finally the pressure broke, and he felt his skin tingle with a wave of pleasure as he got his first ever orgasm, which felt brilliant, feeling hot seamen flow from Matt as he continued to orgasm for a few minutes. He grapsed Matt's mass of brown curls, head back whilst he moaned. "Y-yeah, Matt, ohh~ fuckkkkkk." Jake groaned, urging him on with his sexy moans until suddenly Matt threw his legs open and fucked him as rough and hard as he could. Jake scream-moaned before his cum splashed everywhere. Matt grinned as Jake's lithe body lunged forward with every strengthened thrust. They heard a cough, and looked aside to see the deouty head at the door. Busted.

"SIR!" Jake cried, laying fown from the doggy. Matt stopped, white with fear as Mr.Adam walked in and locked the door before he stripped, getting the other end and shoving his 9-inch cock staright down Jake's throat. Jake took to sucking it hungrily, making Mr.Apple throw his head back and moan. Matt banged Jake harder before they swapped. Jake bit down on Matt's delicious dick as it reached the back of his mouth, screaming as he was pounded the hardest and fastest he'd ever been, sweat glancing off him like water. He moaned and moaned, seamen going everywhere. "PLEASE STOP~ OH MY GOD~ I CAN'T TAKE IT STOP~!" Jake constantly screamed before he passed out, the pleasure overloading his nerves. Matt and Mr.Apple fucked for a while before the Teacher dressed and left, and Matt curled up next to Jake. That was some hot sneaky school sex. Ily bye rattiess <3

by YourGayFatherwithYourGayDad April 23, 2023

Sneaky Hernandez

When your favorite uncle (or relative with the same surname) invites you over for drinks and you challenge him to epic libations. Before you know it, you are throwing up pink pasta in the back yard from downing red margaritas. Never try to keep up with a Hernandez.

Last night my uncle pulled an epic Sneaky Hernandez. I was humbled to oblivion and my stomach was in shambles!!!

by One man party!! June 13, 2023