missing a spoke

missing a tooth

Everytime Carl smiled you clearly could see he was missing a spoke

by sheila in the car July 10, 2009

Spikey

An unsettled mood where any event is viewed as negative or threatening. People in a spikey mood are difficult to please and react very badly to everything.

Did you speak to Sue this morning, god that girl is spikey today.

Please can you try to be less spikey on Monday mornings, I am fed up with hearing you snap at your colleagues and co-workers over nothing.

by Paulsinhis30's April 5, 2009

Spokes

The Lines around your butthole.

When a man goes to prison he has 60 spokes when he gets out he has 2

by WOODENBRO May 7, 2019

choda spike

the most horrible thing you could do to a boy. you take your index and middle finger and fold down the rest then you bam drive them as hard as you can into someones choda or taint.

one time i was walking up some stairs drunk and john was behind me and he choda spiked me soo hard it made me fall down the stairs on him and then i got sick all in all it was a bad bad night

by Lucas R August 30, 2006

Hard Spoken

A statement, sentence or set of words that took a lot of effort to say, not something you would normally just come out and say to just anyone

I had to write the most Hard Spoken speach for my ex, I don't even know why I still bother

by Simon Ch. January 20, 2009

Spike TV

The male answer to the feminist crap on Lifetime

A REAL man watches Spike!

by Trudeau October 29, 2004

Like Spike

When an individual 'Likes' everything applicable on another person's facebook profile in order to give them an obscene amount of notifications the next time they log on.

A Like Spike:
"_______ is now friends with ________"
(You Like This)
"_______ just farmed on farmville"
(You Like This)
"_______ commented on _______'s status"
(You Like This)

by DWF3 December 23, 2009