A person who is a whore and enjoys spreading their legs wide open for men to have sex. By spreading their legs it creates easier access for the men to inject their dicks into their ass.
Helen is a spreader.
by peek-a-boo August 4, 2004
Get the spreader mug.the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.
"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."
by Robbie February 19, 2004
Get the secretary spread mug.To invite someone to an event with the main purpose of getting back at someone else who you are feeling spiteful towards, rather than because you actually want them there.
Example A:
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?
-- Brothers & Sisters, after Kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn't called him or left him any messages.
Example B: Your sibling pisses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. That would be a spite invite.
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?
-- Brothers & Sisters, after Kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn't called him or left him any messages.
Example B: Your sibling pisses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. That would be a spite invite.
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