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springfield

Local abbreviation of Springfield University Hospital, a psychiatric hospital in Tooting, South London.

It was fouded in the 1840s, originally known as Surrey County Lunatic Asylum.

For some reason, it is bordered by several schools, which is rather freaky.
"If you're not careful, you'll end up in Springfield"

"Just look at her, shouting to herself, must be from springfield innit"
by Morela April 26, 2008
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Springfield, Missouri

According to the 2010 national census Springfield, Missouri is a town with a population of 159,498 which makes it a relatively larger town in south west Missouri which is an area of the state that is predominantly dotted by towns with populations less than 10,000.

Anyone who lives in Springfield can tell you that many of the residents lack two brain cells to rub together. Springfield has been considered one of the worst places to raise a family due to it's unusual high crime rate for a town of it's size.

Typical residents of Springfield are ill tempered, narrow minded and defiantly judgmental of those who don't fit their skewed perception of "normal" which is a bearded redneck the shoots a gun and thumps a bible and has a domineering over weight girl friend that bosses him around.

There has been a long time feud between the lower class, thuggish north side residents and the snobbish, upper class south side residents. Although the south side has less crime and has far better public schools with students that out achieve most of the north side students academically it still seems ridiculous to ethnically divide a town that takes less than 30 minutes to drive from one end of town to the other.
Person 1: Have you met that guy who just moved in from another state?

Person 2: Yes, he seems pretty dumb.

Person 1: He told me he's from Springfield, Missouri.

Person 2: That would explain it.
by Chris the hated April 28, 2011
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Springfield High School

Springfield High School is the place where the “y” in your nigga is invisible. instead it’s “our nigga” and all the females are hoes.
Guy 1: Dog you ever been to springfield high school?

Guy 2: yeah bro i dated this one chick but she was a hoe and wanted to suck my dick for a gram!
by AlienatedBlicky September 2, 2021
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springfieldsucks

¨yo are you springfieldsucks?!??¨ ¨yea¨
by homiechill January 21, 2022
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springtastic

the word used to name the cereal in inanimate insanity invitational: episode 14.
Guy 1: Hey dude did you see the new inanimate insanity episode?
Guy 2: yeah bro it was springtastic
by ZayneTheSimp9000 July 16, 2023
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Pissiah Springfield

When you need to leak the lizard after a few can's
Alright pissiah Springfield. NO BEYBLADES
by roberrda February 4, 2017
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Springfield Ohio

Drugs, violence, prostitution; that's Springfield Ohio!
by BoRag December 8, 2017
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