Youtube Comment Section

One of the most god awful hang outs of insufferable dick heads and autistic retards on the internet. Stupid ass comments are a common sight and arguments by wannabe intellectuals run rampant. You can't even watch a cute puppy video without finding an ugly racial discussion just a few margins down. No matter how benign your comment may be in a YouTube Comment Section, some body will reply with hate. Half of them can't even spell.

I was feeling a bit depressed over the fucked up state of the human condition lately, so to brighten my spirits, I watched a cute puppy vid. I was feeling happy again but then I made the mistake of scrolling down to that filthy YouTube Comment Section. An appalling slue of cyber jerk comments immediately assaulted my eyes. My faith in humanity is all but gone.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 22, 2017

Jailhouse C-section

Being raped in jail by another inmate, that causes the tearing of the anus. May also cause a tear that could be considered a new anus.

Bubba is gonna give you a jailhouse C-section when you get there.

by Me116 November 3, 2012

beer selection anxiety disorder

Beer selection anxiety disorder (BSAD) refers to the frustration and anxiety that beer drinkers frequently experience when confronted with too many choices. It is many times thought of as a sort of "Beer ADD."

Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.

It was Janna's first trip to Big Bubba's Beer Barn.

Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.

Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.

by whimzzical June 1, 2010

Erection Rejection Selection

A set of mental images used by a member of the male sex to lose an erection that appears at an inappropriate or awkward time.

Oh no! A boner right before my Biology presentation? Time to employ my erection rejection selection!

by Beast_modez November 7, 2009

Hobo Sections

Hobo Sections, or "bum secks", refers to the sections that members of forums are placed in when they reach a certain level of bumness.

Hobo Sections is a relatively new concept, only seen used on Habbo Forum. Although the usage of the term Hobo Sections is forbidden, its spirit lives on in all of its members.

Lisa, I will now Hobo Sections you.

by Bob Rosland May 31, 2007

youtube comment section

Quite arguably worst place on the internet, where everything, even the most uncontroversial videos will be flooded by trolls, racists and other different kinds of jerks in seconds, if not nanoseconds.

Person 1: lel, get back to arabistan, you ****
Person 2: Jeez, guys, you're worse than youtube comment section, and that's a high bar to meet

by Ramizan April 15, 2019

Chowing Section

When you are writing a particularly challenging exam/test paper and you have to leave out one or more entire sections because they are so hard or you ran out of time. If this happens to you, you have 'chowed section.'

Geez man, I'm really chowing section in this standard grade maths paper!

or

"How'd the exam go bro?"

"Not really ideal, chowed lank section."

by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009