Spreadeagle

The supple act of a female performing a handstand, then subsequently parting her legs whilst receiving cunnilingus.

She told me she was a gymnast, and it took the ol' spreadeagle to convince me.

by IndieG-Boy August 11, 2020

Spreaders

People who re-tweet others mugshots/embarrassing photos of people that they barely know just for their personal pleasure/to feel better about themselves. Most of these people have no lives and sit behind the computer all day long.

I got arrested for disorderly conduct yesterday and I've already got 6 spreaders on Wake County mugshots Twitter page spreading my mugshot everywhere.

by Take it easy November 11, 2015

Sprader

Derived from a lost turtle.

That boy acts like a Sprader.

by theturtleyman October 1, 2016

Spreadeagle

Daily roueteine to do after loggong on 4chan and eating to many bowls of kelog cereal and frozen desserts. Sit up and excersise the mind

Guy: spreadeagle
Guy 2: didnt committe

by Sir likes alot January 16, 2026