Spoon

v. to lay in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to or poking one's booty.
n. the act of laying in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to poking one's booty.

I like it when my boyfriend spoons me.

by Cristal December 10, 2003

Spooning

Something that sounds a lot dirtier than it is.

They were spooning all night.

WUT!?!?!?

They were lying next to each other -.-

Ohhhh..

by ME!!!!! XD February 25, 2010

Spoon

An evil contraption invented by the devil and used by his children that kills innocent turtles.

Friend walks up to me using a spoon: hey
Me: IS THAT A SPOON?!?!?!?!
Friend: yeah, why?
Me: omg i'm gonna kill you!! do you like hate Liam Payne or something??

Friend drops spoon and starts crying: OH MY GOD I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON

by one_direction_infection November 7, 2012

Spoon

someone who lacks intelligence or does not seem to catch on quickly.

That kid is not the sharpest knife in the drawer- he is more of a spoon.

by C Lynch October 8, 2008

Spooning

The art of forging or carving spoons.

A silver or iron spoon would be melted before put in a spoon shaped mold were it would be left to cool.

A wooden spoon is thus carved from a small piece of wood and applied with a wooden finish generaly.

One who makes spoons in any form would be a spooner.

I have a friend whose name is Edgar, he is a spooner.
He graduated with a degree from a metalworking institute in Spooning.

by MR PROFFESSIONAL SPOONER May 18, 2011

Spooning

when 2 people lay together back-to-chest and cuddle or whatever.

spooning leads to forking.

by yaoi_fangirl June 15, 2005

there is no spoon

A line made popular by the movie The Matrix, in responce to someone asking for, holding, or even talking about a spoon.

"Dude, can you hand me a spoon?"
"There is NO SPOON!"

by MatrixFreak January 20, 2004