stooned

When you're so high you can't even say stoned

"Dude, my ass is stooned"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

spoonescue

To rescue a spoon. See fortescue for a completely unrelated definition.

Sara almost lost her spoon in the trash, but Jim was able to carry out a daring spoonescue and save the day!

by Bill Frills McGill May 4, 2008

spoondog

Derived from the surname "Spooner" and used to describe someone who does something stupid, nonsensical or foolish. Variations include "spoon-noob" and "spoonface".

Guy 1: omg dude I just poured tea in my cereal.
Guy 2: lmao. you spoondog.

by Ed Wilkinson March 22, 2008

spooked out

To be high from inhaling paint fumes. Often done by releasing spray-paint into a paper-bag and then huffing in the paper bag.

Those Mexicans in Jr. High were always all spooked out.

by Don Maccey August 21, 2006

spooted

A word derived accidentally from a typo of the spelling of spotted. Often used to describe someone wealthy who misplaced their money or is having trouble relocating it.

"Greg spooted his money."
"He is SO spooted."
"He's my little spooted." =)

by eM* April 12, 2005

Spooled up

1.to have an increase in adrenaline ready to fight

2.to rev the engine higher than normal

1.That dude was spooled up ready to fight.

2.I spooled it up and showered down on it.

by Mr. Pit August 5, 2008

forking kniving spooner

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.

Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*

by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009